Reminds me of a conversation I overheard the othe day.

An old gent was having a go at a streetsweeper about how much we pay the local council and how much litter was left everywhere.
The sweeper wasn't at all interested and said 'if you can think of a way to get more money to keep the streets clean, write to the council'.
The old boy came back very fast and replied
'Well, if you'd pick and sell all the roadside apples and pears I see everywhere and the damn kids keep hurling at my greenhouse, you might get enough money to do it!'

He did have a point. Apparently an estimated 5000 + fruit trees can be found alongside our motorways from people hurling the cores out of car windows...