Last month at the Hunt Ball in my formal Kilt outfit, I was out on the dance floor with the ladies dancing to "Twist and Shout". We were all quite inebriated, and the ladies were grabbing frantically at my Kilt, trying to get a look, whilst I was fending them off. Good time had by all.

Later, I went up to the Silent Auction Chairperson, and offered to raffle off a peek under my Kilt to support the Hunt fund. She declined. Can't imagine why...