Bear and Andrew have it right, too many stories, too little time.

For example at our January kilts night Bear and I had two really good looking 20 somethingish girls across the way trying to look up our kilts. Bear in mind both of these girls were sitting at their table with dates, and neither was subtle about what they were trying to see.
I felt bad for their dates, but they were in pants, so of course they are going to lose out to us.
Robbie Burns was a fun night, and I think we all got kilt checked a few times.
I've even had women go a little nuts (should little nuts and kilts be used in the same sentence?) while I am kilted and out with my wife.