Sorry, Ducky! Your days may be limited!

So many great ideas, so thank you everyone! I wonder if I could try them all at one time! The poor ducks will be boiled, grilled, seared, pan fried, roasted, placed in foil over coals, poked, prodded, seasoned, stuffed, glazed, and finally plunged into ice water and broiled! And if that's not enough, you're gumbo, duckies!