What are you trying to say about my wife????
To be honest the day of my wedding was a comedy of errors. Sarah, my wife, had planned everything with military prescision, all I had to do was turn up, which I did at 11am the alotted time.
Sarah of course was nearly an hour late as her mum had lost the car keys, meanwhile I was having a whip round in the registrars as Sarah hadn't told me I had to pay to be tied down! Eventually she turned up, very flustered, and red faced and the ceremony started only to stop again because she'd left the ring in the car (she didn't trust me with it). As we dispatched her brother to fetch it the guy videoing the 'happy' day told us that all 3 batteries he'd brought had failed so he couldn't film.
The only thing I organised was the reception and that was at a local pub which happened to have a free disco a free buffet and a quiz night on the same night. So the reception cost me £20 for extra food (how scots is that, bargain), but there were some bewildered guests wondering why they were doing a quiz. The cherry on the cake as part of the promotion of the pub, beer was £1 pint as well.
I have to say it was the best day of my life I loved it and wouldn.t have changed a minute. Highlights were that Sarah's Grandma got to see us get married, as she died the year after, and Sarah's dad gave us a blessing in his christian centre, before he was a fully fledged Pastor.
Sarah has now made a full recovery after years of professional counselling
Cheers Rhino
PS how did we get from shoes to this