I have three so-called Jacobean shirts - cream, navy and bottle green - but I'd like a grey one if anyone knows where they are to be found.

They can be a bit 'costumey' for everyday wear, but are great for the odd evening out in the summer, when worn with a leather Potaine waistcoat. The secret is to wear 'em casual, and to be casual!

As for length: well, they may not be quite long enough for what some people seem to be wanting them to do, but they're plenty long enough for me. I just do not understand this obsession some guys have with hygeine - are they unable to keep themselves clean? But let's not go down that route!

Here's me in the bottle green shirt: