I bought a bottle of Laphroaig 10-year-old this weekend, and the purchase "entitles" me to a lifetime lease on a square foot of the distillery's riparian property on the Isle of Islay. Have you been there, and do you have pictures of "my" property? I'd like to see "my" acreage, to help me decide what kind of house to build on it.
Yep. That's mine, alright. Right under that barrel.
I just downloaded and printed my lease, and it says that I may not "cut peat, farm sheep or extract minerals from the plot". And that's just exactly what I had wanted to do: move to Scotland, dig a peat pit, fill it with miniature sheep and sink an oil well.
Oh, well, I guess I still have to go to work tomorrow.
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