You know you wear your kilt a lot when....

[Jordan]

You know you wear your kilt a lot when you walk into your favorite pub wearing pants, and one of the waitresses asks you where your kilt is.

Or even better if she says she's never seen you with your pants on!

I have had both of these comments before. the second one was said by a female friend of mine rather loudly in the pub

If youve never had someone almost shout " ive never seen you with your trousers on before!" in a crowded pub before, its deffinatly an interesting experiance

[pugcasso]

If youve never had someone almost shout " ive never seen you with your trousers on before!" in a crowded pub before, its deffinatly an interesting experiance

I suppose it was one of those odd occasions when everyone else suddenly stops talking

[Jordan]

I suppose it was one of those odd occasions when everyone else suddenly stops talking

Aye it was, luckily it was in my local an most people had been commenting already.