No Pockets - What do I do with my hands?

[room2ndfloor]

I have a habit when I'm out and about of keeping my hands in my pockets when I'm standing around etc. As kilts usually don't have pockets, the thought struck me -- where do I put my hands?

Ach! My Dad, the U.S. Army Sergeant Major, referred to the hands-in-pockets stance as "Air Force gloves". The implication was not good. I'll practice a bit of self-restraint and not say exactly how not good.