You know you wear your kilt a lot when....

**Jordan** · 16th November 11, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by Geniepants

You know you wear your kilt a lot when you walk into your favorite pub wearing pants, and one of the waitresses asks you where your kilt is.

Originally Posted by Macman

Or even better if she says she's never seen you with your pants on

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I have had both of these comments before. the second one was said by a female friend of mine rather loudly in the pub

If youve never had someone almost shout " ive never seen you with your trousers on before!" in a crowded pub before, its deffinatly an interesting experiance

**pugcasso** · 16th November 11, 07:42 PM

If youve never had someone almost shout " ive never seen you with your trousers on before!" in a crowded pub before, its deffinatly an interesting experiance

I suppose it was one of those odd occasions when everyone else suddenly stops talking

**Riverkilt** · 16th November 11, 08:07 PM

When you feel exposed wearing pants because it seems your "package" is visible to everyone.

**DesertCeltic** · 16th November 11, 08:11 PM

You wear trousers to work and women complain that they don't like it since they can't look at your legs!

**Jordan** · 16th November 11, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by pugcasso

I suppose it was one of those odd occasions when everyone else suddenly stops talking

Aye it was, luckily it was in my local an most people had been commenting already.

**Nighthawk** · 16th November 11, 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by Mike in Dayton

You know you wear your kilt a lot when you try to sweep your pleats when wearing P@nt$.

Guilty!

...and in the process, sit on and injure a finger...

Guilty!

Originally Posted by Macman

... never seen you with your pants on

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I had a troop of Boy Scouts say that to me last night... And I'm not kidding.

**Chirs** · 16th November 11, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by Nighthawk

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I had a troop of Boy Scouts say that to me last night... And I'm not kidding.

That is so wrong!

**Nighthawk** · 16th November 11, 10:33 PM

Originally Posted by Chirs

That is so wrong!

I'm helping them to earn their leather working merit badge, and I know most of them from church, where I never wear pants, given the fact that all I have is a ratty pair of cargo pants. They always see me kilted.

**Bugbear** · 16th November 11, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by Nighthawk

I'm helping them to earn their leather working merit badge, and I know most of them from church, where I never wear pants, given the fact that all I have is a ratty pair of cargo pants. They always see me kilted.

Aw, ain't that sweet of you, Hawk, corrupting the youth and all.

**LANCER1562** · 18th November 11, 01:52 PM

You know you've been wearing a kilt for a while when you put your sporran over your pants. Or you're getting dressed in a suit and automatically reach for a kilt jacket.