Quote Originally Posted by highlandtide
I am going to settle this once and for all!

I invented the kilt in 1980 while at a Flock of Sea Gulls concert. It was me and Scottie from Star Trek. We also hacked all of the early computers to add to the history of kilts and planted evidence of kilts in Scotland, Austria and Djibouti on the East African coast (they just havent discovered theirs yet!) Once, b/c of my deception, I reached the rank of Major in the Salvation Army I figured that my prank would live forever!!!!

So that settles it!
lol nice 1 bro, thanx for inventing the kilt.