The Story of a Tree Fairy

[theborderer]

CHRISTMAS FAIRY

I am a little fairy
On tap o' the Christmas Tree
It's no' a job I fancy
Well how would you like tae be me?

A'm tarted up wi' tinsel
It's enough to mak ye boak
An a couple o' jaggy branches
Rammed up the back o' your froack.

An' wi'a' these lights a'roon me
I canna get my sleep
An' there's the yearly visit
Fae Santa - Big fat creep!

On Christmas Day I'm stuck up here
While you're a a'wirin' in
An' naebody says "Hey you up there,-
Could you go a slug o' gin?

It's nae joke bein' a fairy
The job's beyond belief
Ye go 'roon and 'roon the bairnies beds
An' lift their rotten teeth.

But o' a' the joabs a fairy gets
An' I've mentioned only some,
The very worst is up a tree
Wi' pine needles up yir bum.

When a' the fairies meet again
By the light of' the silvery moon,
Ye can tell the Christmas fairies -
They're thewans that canna sit doon.

The Christmas tree's a bonny sight
As the firelight softly flickers
But think o' me,- A'm stuck up here
Wi' needles in my knickers !

So soon as Christmas time's right by
An' I stop bein' sae full o' cheer
I'll get awa back tae Fairyland
An' Ah'll see yous a' next year.

[Bugbear]

Good grief! Did you write that?

When I think of a "tree fairy," I think of Shakespeare's The Tempest: Ariel, but that's funny.

[DavidB80911]

Love the story of the tree fairy, from a Christmas Grintch I give you a hearty "Bah Humbug" or if I have one to many Egg-Nogs "Hah Bumhug".

Check out alternative Chrismas Tunes, "Chipmunks roasting on an open fire" or "I am Santa Claus".

Holiday Greetings To All.

Dave

[theborderer]

Good grief! Did you write that?

When I think of a "tree fairy," I think of Shakespeare's The Tempest: Ariel, but that's funny.

(un)fortunately not. This and other poems are passed around on my regiments facebook page.

[gary meakin]

[Mike_Oettle]