Quote Originally Posted by ohiopiper View Post
I have two nieces (much older than your daughter) who are cute young gals, well on their way to becoming knock-outs. I think you'll need the same door plaque I got their father.

"I have a shovel and a shotgun. I know how to use both."
Or the T-shirt that my sister-in-law gave me for Christmas...

"Guns don't kill people - Dads with pretty daughters kill people."