Chas I totally agree but in america I would change the pressing line to:

Pressing your kilt (not ironing, pressing) - You will need to do it at least once a year, so why pay someone else to do something that you could easily do better in the comfort of your own home?

Cleaners here are mostly clueless on kilts. They will not be able to let the kilt "rest" on the table after pressing either.