Tyger's New Ryan Ross Bonnet

[tyger]

This quote kinda sounds like the non-musical equivalent of the creative blues---I make because I am blue and have to get it out, but then it only makes me realize why and how blue I really am, so I make more, because I am blue.


Anyway, noticed the last page or two that I thought I might need to get my Wellies out to keep from getting my good kilt hose soiled with the depth of the --it being spread, but then realized that --it makes great fertilizer, and you guys are fertile minds, so it is probably appropriate for it to aggregate in your presennce and be used for further personal and professional growth. Carry on.

Oh yes, there are blue tones here. But, you can only listen to so much of that, then you have to change. So it is with life unless you get into a rut that you don't summon the wherewithall to pull yourself out of.

Hey, I just about fell out when Ryan asked about the shovel. I was going to say that I had already pulled out my "barnyard acid-resistant" boots, but I didn't want to fan the fumes. Hahahaha.

[ForresterModern]

Hey, I just about fell out when Ryan asked about the shovel. I was going to say that I had already pulled out my "barnyard acid-resistant" boots, but I didn't want to fan the fumes. Hahahaha.

Carry on carrying on. ;)

[piperdbh]

Oh yeaaahhhhhh baby! (Kramer)

Have you seen the coconut oil/Alzheimer's link? If you consider it, make sure it is pure, not hydro.

No, but I know about the aluminum/Alzheimer's link.

[Ryan Ross]

David, last night's meal sounds like it was off the reservation! You especially got me with mention of the home grown/processed spice factor. Ryan likes his [everything] spicy! (more Seinfeld)

Anyway, noticed the last page or two that I thought I might need to get my Wellies out to keep from getting my good kilt hose soiled with the depth of the --it being spread, but then realized that --it makes great fertilizer, and you guys are fertile minds, so it is probably appropriate for it to aggregate in your presennce and be used for further personal and professional growth. Carry on.

Indeed.

...I've always wanted to go into the fertilizer business; Mark, David- you boys in?

Hey, I just about fell out when Ryan asked about the shovel. I was going to say that I had already pulled out my "barnyard acid-resistant" boots, but I didn't want to fan the fumes. Hahahaha.

I've heard it said that you draw more flies with honey than with --it, so you probably chose the best course of action.

[ForresterModern]

...I've always wanted to go into the fertilizer business; Mark, David- you boys in?

Methinks you guys already are in the business, at least production, stockpiling and early distribution phases. Now if you could only make a financial go of it.....

[Ryan Ross]

Methinks you guys already are in the business, at least production, stockpiling and early distribution phases. Now if you could only make a financial go of it.....

Well that's the trick of it. And as luck would have it, fertilizer is much easier to put a price on than our various forms of... more conventional... craftsmanship.

[piperdbh]

... And as luck would have it, fertilizer is much easier to put a price on than our various forms of... more conventional... craftsmanship.

It's faster and easier to produce, too. Jeff, you can be our chief lab tester. If it doesn't pass your standards, we can't sell it.

[Ryan Ross]

It's faster and easier to produce, too. Jeff, you can be our chief lab tester. If it doesn't pass your standards, we can't sell it.

Good thinking, sir.

Why, at this rate, we could be in full-scale production by the beginning of next month, cornering the market on the Eastern seaboard by next year, and retiring in Bermuda by the advent of the next decade.

[tyger]

...I've always wanted to go into the fertilizer business; Mark, David- you boys in?

Oh yeah, I'm in.

I have just the absolutely BEST name for some natural fertilizers, but sorry-I have to keep them TOP SECRET because if I ever do it, or become part of it, I want the name TMed before it gets said into the universe.

[ForresterModern]

It's faster and easier to produce, too. Jeff, you can be our chief lab tester. If it doesn't pass your standards, we can't sell it.

You guys don't need me. If it smells (which even over the internet I can tell it does) and things grow in it you are good to market and sell, no testing, quality assurance, or refining required. Although I might personally "invest" in the business if production runs slow compared to demand.

Seems like Ryan has a handle on the "business end" of things.

Sorry for the puns. As Mark Twain said, next to practical jokes, they ARE the most painful form of humor.