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  1. 2nd March 12, 10:54 AM #11
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    Re: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

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    My son's contribution:

    What's invisible and smells like bananas?
    an invisible banana?

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    Re: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

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    an invisible banana?


    I almost like that answer better!
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    Re: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

    Quote Originally Posted by LitTrog View Post
    Yeah?

    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?


    'Cause he was dead.
    Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

    'Cause he was also dead.

    Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

    ...wait for it...




    ...wait for it...


    Peer pressure!!
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    Re: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

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    What's invisible and smells like bananas?
    Monkey farts!!
    "Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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    Re: Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

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