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[artificer]

Oh dear , surely everyone knows that a lovat white tweed jacket, with brown walrus buttons, with your knife pleated clan tartan and WHITE hose are the only proper and correct attire for this occasion. Now sharpen up chaps, or, we will never get it right!

The real question is "What to wear on your head?"

A white bonnet or pith helmet? An ivory-toned Dear Stalker? Perhaps a white and ivory houndstooth flat cap?



ith:

[Jock Scot]

The real question is "What to wear on your head?"

A white bonnet or pith helmet? An ivory-toned Dear Stalker? Perhaps a white and ivory houndstooth flat cap?



ith:

Sigh and sigh again.

I thought, I really thought that was so obvious that I did not mention head-wear. Silly me!

The ivory(mock ivory of course) toned deer stalker is the only thing that a well attired penguin stalker should wear, how else is one to protect ones ears? Only cads and inexperienced penguin stalkers wear the cap. Did you not know that 9 out of 10 penguins disapprove of flat caps when worn with the kilt?

[artificer]

Sigh and sigh again.

I thought, I really thought that was so obvious that I did not mention head-wear. Silly me!

The ivory(mock ivory of course) toned deer stalker is the only thing that a well attired penguin stalker should wear, how else is one to protect ones ears? Only cads and inexperienced penguin stalkers wear the cap. Did you not know that 9 out of 10 penguins disapprove of flat caps when worn with the kilt?

Ah, I was unaware that the flat cap was so thoroughly looked down upon by penguins. Thank you for informing me of this. I can only assume my future penguin hunts will be more successful.

ith:

[sydnie7]

Ah, I was unaware that the flat cap was so thoroughly looked down upon by penguins. Thank you for informing me of this. I can only assume my future penguin hunts will be more successful.

ith:

A person would indeed be height-challenged if a penguin were able to look down upon their flat cap. . .

[bdkilted]

Well Henry, you really stepped into that one

[AFS1970]

A person would indeed be height-challenged if a penguin were able to look down upon their flat cap. . .

Emperor Penguins are fairly tall, I mean as far as penguins go.

[Joshua]

I would strongly advise against seal hide sporrans for such an event. I would also advise that you do not store kippered herring in your sporran, if you feel the urge to do so.

[Jock Scot]

Emperor Penguins are fairly tall, I mean as far as penguins go.

--------and besides if one was to lie down, or, fall down a crevasse and the penguin didn't, or if your were at the bottom of a hill whilst the said penguin was at the top, it would certainly be looking down on one, should it so choose of course.

[J_Mimbs]

I would strongly advise against seal hide sporrans for such an event. I would also advise that you do not store kippered herring in your sporran, if you feel the urge to do so.

Well drat, that's a habit I'll have to break. Actually I figure any kind of herring would be unwise to keep in your sporran while on the hunt.

[HenryT]

Well Henry, you really stepped into that one

Yes, if only there was a button...