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[GMan]

Greetings all,

I ran out of printer paper this morning and needed some really bad, so off I went to the office supply store. I decided to walk because it was such a lovely morning. As I was walking down the bike path south of my house along the little canal a goose was across the way just staring at me, but I kept on going, not thinking much about it.

On the way back I noticed that the goose had crossed over to the path side, but gave me plenty of room to pass. Soon I was followed by the goose by about five paces. When I stopped the goose stopped, when I walked faster the goose walked faster. I ran into a friend walking his dog we stopped and talked, all the time the goose stayed the proper distance behind. When I returned to my walking John yelled back at me saying that the goose is now a kilt fan.

Glen

[Rufus]

Ahhh...that quacks me up!

Honestly though, that is pretty weird. We have squirrels where I live that will stalk people (for food), but I didn't know geese would do it for kilts.

Maybe it was trying to figure out the age-old question?

[Freelander Sporrano]

He was just having a "Gander." (look) 8)

[GMan]

I knew that you guys would get "down" with this.

Glen

[Casey]

You've been goosed in your kilt.

Casey

[Graham]

Awww, come on Glen, no need to get your feathers ruffled over it!

Let's just say the goose has eggs-ellent taste in tartans!

[GMan]

Graham,

Are we getting plucky?

Glen

[Casey]

OK guys, don't egg him on.

You could end up with egg on your face.

Actually, these jokes add up to a great big goose egg.

Casey

[bikercelt1]

This whole thread seems fowl to me!

Jamie

[The Kilted Chef]

when I see goose, I think of foie gras...