Kilted Taunters

[Steve of Lansing]

"Your jeans match your girlfriends', and you think I'm dressed like a girl?"
(Yeah, that one got said out loud already. )

[piperdown]

[QUOTE=Kiltboy;1086544]
1) What's wrong? Ugly knees?
2) Did y'all call each other before you got dressed this morning?

These two get my vote!!

[Big Mikey]

"Don't you think dead center is an easier choice than left or right?"

[Hachiman]

"Your jeans match your girlfriends', and you think I'm dressed like a girl?"
(Yeah, that one got said out loud already. )

oh, I'm gonna use this one!!! Love it! :-D

[xman]

"I may be kilted but you are pantalooned. Now which really sounds the more masculine"?

Oh, and you can't spell 'pantaloon' without 'loon'.

[chrisupyonder]

Well I could say "nice jeans" but I threw mine out when they looked like yours!

Chris.

[GoodGirlGonePlaid]

Brillant idea, lol!


If I were a guy, after the comment, I'd say, "ok there, mom-jeans".

[guardsman]

the wife wears the breeks in my house

[Streetcar]

The last negative comment I got was the standard, "Nice Dress!" My retort was "Thanks! You know my wife has pants just like those!" He had no comeback and wandered away.

I really think it's the speed of the rejoinder which will throw them off. Don't give them time to think.

[LitTrog]

"Aye, it may look like a skirt to you, but my lady-friends call it barding."
That one may be too cryptic to be effective.

More pants-specific:
"So, that inseam...must act as a roadmap so's your girl can actually find what she's looking for."