Kilted Taunters

[Alan H]

I've only used it twice, but I really enjoyed it.

**obnoxious jerk** ... What are you wearing under there?

My retort..."your girlfriends lipstick."

[Brock63]

nice Mom-Jeans!!! ;)

[Alan H]

Please to note that one of those obnoxious dudes was, believe it or not, at the Opera. He was attending with a woman who I assume was his wife, who was standing right there, next to him. It just added to the fun.

[opositive]

where are your bagpipes?

under the kilt

[xman]

where are your bagpipes?

under the kilt

"Care to try them out"?

[opositive]

"Care to try them out"?

and you had better hurry, because the parade you also asked about is lining up behind you.

[suddenly i hear "highway to hell" playing in the background...]

[Geoff Withnell]

Michele and I are walking by a outdoor bar. Three young men together - one calls out "******!". I reply "I'm with a beautiful woman, you're with your boyfriends, and I'm the ******?"

[Bill aka Mole]

I used to wear pants... until they started binding.

[LANCER1562]

On the second anniversary of my wife's death from cancer, I had a guy say "Nice skirt. Does your wife know you borrowed it?" I looked him straight in the eye and said "Concidering that she's dead, I don't think she'd mind. Do you?" Then walked away leaving him falling all over himself apologizing.

[madmacs]

"The tailor couldn't figure out how to make a 3rd leg on pants, they don't call me tripod for nothing y'know..."

Although I guess that's more of a retort than a taunt...

"Did your wife/mother MAKE you wear those?"

"8yds of fabric too heavy for you huh?"

"Oooooh you're not of Scots descent... Still it's nice to see other ethnic groups represented..."

"Is that polyester? Go on... I'm sure I saw a similar ladies pant suit it Goodwill..."

"Where'd ya park the horse cowboy?"

"Are they remaking brokeback mountain/urban cowboy...? I didn't hear anything about it, how did you?"

"I've seen girls wearing those... Isn't the zipper supposed to be at the back...?"