Preferred Collar Stay or Stiffener?

[piperdbh]

...leaving you looking like a goober.

But not like Gomer?

[Bugbear]

But not like Gomer?

Or Aunt Bee, for that matter, piperdbh.

I get much of my clothing from the second-hand stores, including neck ties and shirts, so they're probably not all up to standard, or what ever. Like that tuxedo jacket with notched lapels I found.