what would you like to hear said about you, at your wake?

[Mark E.]

Not that it matters...but anyone know the difference in an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?

These days, be a lot of irritated folks that would say "He didn't post on the facebook he was going to die today!"

I can only hope they say at mine..."That's one fine casket-did he make it himself?"

[Frank McGrath]

I won't be there. I will have other things to do.

[Taj]

I don't know what they will say, but I'm sure my wife will have a list of things for me to do before they cremate me.

[sydnie7]

I don't know what they will say, but I'm sure my wife will have a list of things for me to do before they cremate me.

Would that include "don't smoke in the house"?

Hey, that's the way my mind works. . . deal with it!

[Joshua]

Not everyone grows up to be an astronaut
Not everyone was born to be a king
Not everyone can be Freddy Mercury
But everyone can raise a glass and sing.

I haven't always been a perfect person
I haven't done what Mom and Daddy dreamed
But on that day I died
I'll say at least I f*****g tried.

That's the only Eulogy I need.

Eulogy courtesy of Frank Turner

[Taj]

[kiltedwolfman]

... Um folks I don't think he's gone, every few minutes I'm sure I see a grin appear..!

[Skiballa]

Not that it matters...but anyone know the difference in an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?

Indeed....One less drunk, I've been to plenty of Irish wakes.

[opositive]

the best thing about being the only kilted person at an irish funeral is not buying any beer or whiskey at the irish wake

[Geoff Withnell]

On the TV show "Rizzoli and Isles" last night Isles, a good looking female medical examiner, reaches under the sheet covering a victim and exclaims "His <manhood> has a pulse!" That's what I want a good looking woman to say at my wake!