A funny thing happened on the way to the Concours 'd Elegance

[LitTrog]

I'm only an onion in that I make Panache cry at my sartorial excesses, like wearing a flat cap in the same tartan as my kilt.

Don't forget your thin skin and the way you make my breath stinky.

Wait...that second one might not be quite right...

[James Hood]

Buen hombre!

[English Bloke]

Nice one!

[cable scot]

Esa es la forma

[Mickey]

Alan, you never fail to amaze me. Very good form indeed, sir!!

Don't forget your thin skin and the way you make my breath stinky.

Wait...that second one might not be quite right...

There's something really wrong with you...

[Panache]

I'm only an onion in that I make Panache cry at my sartorial excesses, like wearing a flat cap in the same tartan as my kilt.

Matching tartan flat caps and kilt? Unheard of! I would never do that!!!!!!*

Stiff upper lip and all that

Cheers

Jamie ith:










*except for my ancient and modern tartan Galbraith kilts and flat caps

[LitTrog]

There's something really wrong with you...

You're weird. I'm talking about Alan inspiring me to start throwing. I've been drastically increasing my protein intake in order to ramp up my strength. More protein means icky breath. Geez.

[Joe I]

My Mexican neighbours know I speak spanish, so if they laugh at me I remind them what the Aztecs wore!

[M. A. C. Newsome]

Great story, Alan! Good form!

[Mike_Oettle]

Well done, Alan! That showed them the stuff a kiltie is made of!
Unfortunately, no habla Español, so I wasn’t able to follow Dixiecat’s remark about the cold soup (I could recognise the word guacamole, but the context was lost on me).
Regards,
Mike