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19th June 04, 04:15 PM
#11
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19th June 04, 05:38 PM
#12
Hamis, Seamus,
The zipper and sheep comment referred to a smart aleck response to the question:
Why ya wearin' th' bleeping skirt?
Answer:
Zippers scare sheep. Kilts don't.
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19th June 04, 11:58 PM
#13
sorry, completely lost. i guess master hamish and i will just have to stay in the dark (unless, of course, hamish is more perceptive than myself).
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20th June 04, 12:03 AM
#14
Your quote says it all. Put your mind in the gutter and think about it.
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20th June 04, 12:04 AM
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 Originally Posted by seamus
sorry, completely lost. i guess master hamish and i will just have to stay in the dark (unless, of course, hamish is more perceptive than myself).
Seamus,
Consider the lonely shepherd, all alone with his sheep, thinking about the women miles away in town.
Now consider the sound of his zipper and why the sheep might be nervous at the sound.
Ham was right. It is "something 'rude'!!!"
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20th June 04, 02:26 AM
#16
Don't start a discussion about kilted in KC's sexual aptitudes, please! 
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20th June 04, 06:50 AM
#17
Rude is a...well....kind description at best. 
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20th June 04, 07:21 AM
#18
Just yesterday I said to my wife, 'you should come and read the posts on Xmarks, it will helf you understand how I and others feel about wearing a kilt, it will help you understand me'.
I don't think I'll get her to read the posts here now 
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20th June 04, 07:27 AM
#19
Heck Graham, I bet she knows occasionally men behave badly. Warn her which threads are best skipped. My wife reads over my shoulder now and then. She just says "typical men" and lets it go. See? We aren't so weird after all. 
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20th June 04, 07:32 AM
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Ham was right. It is "something 'rude'!!!"
Well, like Seamus, I still didn't get it, but I think I do now
That's one of my problems: a result of having lived a very sheltered life!!!!!!!!!!
[B][I][U]No. of Kilts[/U][/I][/B][I]:[/I] 102.[I] [B]"[U][B]Title[/B]"[/U][/B][/I]: Lord Hamish Bicknell, Laird of Lochaber / [B][U][I]Life Member:[/I][/U][/B] The Scottish Tartans Authority / [B][U][I]Life Member:[/I][/U][/B] The Royal Scottish Country Dance Society / [U][I][B]Member:[/B][/I][/U] The Ardbeg Committee / [I][B][U]My NEW Photo Album[/U]: [/B][/I][COLOR=purple]Sadly, and with great regret, it seems my extensive and comprehensive album may now have been lost forever![/COLOR]/
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