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Need A Caption For This Picture
Our local 4th of July parade today had an entry that I'd never seen before. Got a photo after.
It just BEGS for a caption...
Any ideas??
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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I have quite a few thoughts, but nothing I could actually write without being sent to the penalty box
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"Aer ye luekin' faer a gued taem than, laddie?"
Last edited by David Thorpe; 4th July 12 at 05:31 PM.
Reason: translation
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Well yeah....."Scottish pin-up" is about as far as I'd go in that direction.
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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Could use it for a razor or hair removal add
"When ewe are feeling a bit hairy but wanting to go to the beach"
"Greater understanding properly leads to an increasing sense of responsibility, and not to arrogance."
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That picture is wrong in so many ways. First of all the string on the bikini should not be so far down the leg, it should be about an inch higher. The tutu should only be a solid color if it is an Irish sheep. And last, but certainly not least, the bikini and tutu are too matchy-matchy. This sheep has clearly been overthinking its attire.
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 Originally Posted by Riverkilt
Our local 4th of July parade today had an entry that I'd never seen before. Got a photo after.
It just BEGS for a caption...
Any ideas??
Single white female
Looking for that special lover
To put it in a nutshell
A one sheep ram who doesn't want no udder
Oh, you never can tell
She just might be your dream come true
A single white female
Is looking for a ram like you
Last edited by McElmurry; 4th July 12 at 03:19 PM.
Reason: changed man to ram
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4th July 12, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by McElmurry
Single white female
Looking for that special lover
To put it in a nutshell
A one sheep man who doesn't want no udder
Oh, you never can tell
She just might be your dream come true
A single white female
Is looking for a man like you
Single male looking for "Ewe'
Ewe should be a country girl
Likes Ewe to be natural, maybe shaved once a year.
Prefer vegetarian
Ewe should be able to communicate well and like "kids"
Ewe should like the outdoors, romping through the fields, drinking from a stream.
Prefer Ewe to be multicolored, white or black.
Just want Ewe to enjoy an old country boy like me
"Greater understanding properly leads to an increasing sense of responsibility, and not to arrogance."
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