you might be a kilt addict if you have fewer fingers and toes than the number of times you've been asked if you're wearing underwear.
you might be a kilt addict if you purposefully avoid walking in certain spots near certain buildings where odd updrafts and strange turbulence always seem to occur.
you might be a kilt addict if you own a kilt pressing table and it stays set up.
slàinte mhath, Chuck
Originally Posted by MeghanWalker,In answer to Goodgirlgoneplaids challenge:
"My sporran is bigger and hairier than your sporran"
Pants is only a present tense verb here. I once panted, but it's all cool now.
You might be a kilt addict if...you can no longer find your narrow pants belts.
You might be a kilt addict if...you have ever been accused of being a shill for a kilt maker.
You might be a kilt addict if...you can read Sgian Dubh and say skean doo.
Last edited by tundramanq; 23rd July 12 at 05:11 AM.
slàinte mhath, Chuck
Originally Posted by MeghanWalker,In answer to Goodgirlgoneplaids challenge:
"My sporran is bigger and hairier than your sporran"
Pants is only a present tense verb here. I once panted, but it's all cool now.
You might be a kilt addict if you own an industrial model Jiffy Steamer to steam your kilt pleats.
You might be a kilt addict if the total yardage of cloth in your kilt collection exceeds 500 yards.
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month. "I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
As long as you don't resort to using a gun to finance a kilt.
Member of SAMS Post 75 Minutemen
"The old packs come together,Ties that fear cannot sever,Endeavour in pride to stand, In the Wolf Land, forever" -Bona Na Croin
Originally Posted by David Thorpe
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