Curing Testicular Claustrophobia

**rondo** · 23rd July 12, 12:25 PM

Well, How about "Free Willy"? Seems fitting to me.
Rondo

**Riverkilt** · 23rd July 12, 12:49 PM

You guys crack me up!!

So far, like FREE YOUR MANHOOD best....pardon your manhood is good, but it can be read wrong....now if I can just find that picture of the Kangaroo with his testicles hanging low...would be a great mascot...visions of a kilted kangaroo with his testicles hanging just below the hem of the kilt....

**cruiser348** · 23rd July 12, 01:32 PM

I was recently sent a joke e-mail that contained a picture with a squirrel guarding his oversized nuts. That could present a secondary option for your mascot.

**Dale-of-Cedars** · 23rd July 12, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by cruiser348

I was recently sent a joke e-mail that contained a picture with a squirrel guarding his oversized nuts. That could present a secondary option for your mascot.

This squirrel is already the mascot of Fark.com...

**2a5t2f7** · 23rd July 12, 02:31 PM

This hypothesis could be easily explored at the 30th Annual Testicle Festival at Rock Creek Lodge in Clinton, Montana, from August 1-5, 2012. If I remember correctly, the bumper stick I bought was "I Had A Ball At The Testicle Festival". Your entire trip could be a write off as medical research......just saying. An option may be more of a "supervised release" program.

http://www.testyfesty.com/

**cruiser348** · 23rd July 12, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by Dale-of-Cedars

This squirrel is already the mascot of Fark.com...

Unfortunately my e-mail has already purged my deleted folder since I received it. It was actually more of a characteur (sp) style drawing which was sent to me.

**LitTrog** · 24th July 12, 05:40 AM

Originally Posted by cruiser348

I was recently sent a joke e-mail that contained a picture with a squirrel guarding his oversized nuts. That could present a secondary option for your mascot.

Is this what you're talking about?

A gift from my wife--not sure if she's helping ensure my procreative viability or issuing a dire warning. Either way, it's sound advice.

**Riverkilt** · 24th July 12, 06:43 AM

Thanks for the great link Doug...you'd think there'd be some kilted revelers at a testicle festival???

**xdepuydt** · 24th July 12, 09:08 AM

I hereby give you the following titles:
(in the academic world) The Nutty Professor
(in the world of dance) the Eliminator of Nutcracking

**McClef** · 24th July 12, 10:39 AM

I fear that some expressions are bordering upon the unacceptable and the equivalent organs upon other animals are irrelevant to this thread.

Please keep to the correct technical terms and also simply discuss the benefits of kilt wearing in this area.

Remember that children can also read these threads.

Thanks.