Lost in Translation...

[philbo]

There's a sign (in English) at a German pub that reads "We won't screw you too much."

[Graham]

The funniest incident I've had is when I was over in England with some friends, we got up to leave a pub, and I said loudly to one them, "don't forget your fannypack" (she had taken it off while sitting)

Heads turned. It was then explained to me that "fanny" is brit slang for a women's vagina.

We call them bumbags here, but I don't like that either, I must find another word.

[bubba]

We call them bumbags here, but I don't like that either, I must find another word.

Hmmm. Sport sporran ? Say that 3 times fast after a few drinks.

[highlandtide]

The skaters (skateboarding) used to call them hip-sacks since they sort of rode on your hips.