People Remember Kilts

[LitTrog]

From anyone else, I'd think they were joking ....

Very perceptive! But how did you know my brother is on the force and tells me stories? I assume that's what you meant.

[Joe I]

I had gone to Walmart one day kilted and met this tall back guy who was explaining to his kids that: it was a kilt not a skirt, then he saw me in p*nts and asked me where my kilt was, and didn't I remember him.

[ScotFree]

Very perceptive! But how did you know my brother is on the force and tells me stories? I assume that's what you meant.

uh ... yeah ... sure! That's exactly what I meant ... ummm ....

[Really a McQueen]

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A guy in a kilt, a guy in pants, and a duck walk into a bar. Bartender looks up and says, "What is this? Some kind of a joke?"

A joke would have been: "A guy in a kilt, a duck and a rabbi walk into a bar. You'd have thought that one of them would have seen it."