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    Saturday Morning Humor

    Bagpiper at a Funeral

    As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral
    director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no
    family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in
    the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost
    and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.

    I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently
    gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers
    and crew left and they were eating lunch.

    I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the
    side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in
    place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

    The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around.
    I played
    out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends.
    I played like
    I've never played before for this homeless man.

    And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I
    wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and
    started for my car.
    Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

    As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never
    seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for
    twenty years."

    Apparently, I'm still lost... It's a man thing

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    Oldie but goodie.

    If you have anymore, please feel free to share in the comedy corner we have here.
    Gillmore of Clan Morrison

    "Long Live the Long Shirts!"- Ryan Ross

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    First time I'd seen that one, and it made me laugh

    Then again, if there is any possible way to get lost going anywhere, I will find a way to do it.

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    I dont get it

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    Meggers? That's sarcasm right?
    Death before Dishonor -- Nothing before Coffee

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