I Found a T-Shirt for Old Dude!

[David Thorpe]

I'm not older than dirt, but the price tag was still on it.

[Bill aka Mole]

I'm not older than dirt but I did find some of the first prototypes...

I'm not older than dirt but I was a beta tester...

I'm not older than dirt but I was around before it covered everything...

I'll be here 'til Monday; Try the veal!

[MNlad]

I am older than dirt, but someone beat me out on the patient rights. I tried my hand at selling it as freeze-dried mud, but GOD flooded the market.

[sydnie7]

I am most assuredly not older than dirt. However, I've been in the auto industry long enough to remember when the Italians invented rust, and promptly licensed it to the Brits. . .

[Really a McQueen]

Well ... I am not older than dirt. But I can remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.

[Geoff Withnell]

I'm not older than dirt. However, I am posting this using a pointed stick and wet clay!