At work in a kilt

[bear]

Sooner or later, you are going to spill paint on a kilt. It's inevitable. If you can't get the paint out of the fabric, then you'll have a painting kilt that you won't have to worry about while working. It will get more and more drops of paint until it looks like painter's shoes, all multicoloured dots and streaks. Then you can concentrate 100% on the work, without worrying about the kilt.

Dang Bear, I think you just invented the Jackson Pollock kilt!

David, trust me, they've seen me do the zombie coffee shuffle in the morning here at work.

Oh, I don't know. I'm sure there are Painter's Utilikilts that are plenty spotted.