justification for underwear when kilted

[Chas]

The first poem I ever learned -

You shake, and shake, and shake your peg,

But the last few drops go down your leg.

Regards

Chas

[McClef]

But this need not be such an issue
When judicious use is made of tissue...

[Phil]

But this need not be such an issue
When judicious use is made of tissue...

I prefer the barrier method myself - much safer. And of course I am talking about underwear here. No amount of tissue will help when sitting down with a sweaty crevice after an arduous night's dancing. Wikipedia says this - "This species is notorious for feeding on clothing and natural fibers; they have the ability to turn keratin into food. The moths prefer dirty fabric for oviposition and are particularly attracted to carpeting and clothing that contains human sweat or other liquids which have been spilled onto them. They are attracted to these areas not for the food but for the moisture: the caterpillars do not drink water; consequently their food must contain moisture."

[McClef]

One still must ask the question why
if kilt is hung in closet dry
and by cleaners dry is clean-ed oft
why one should take the option soft?

[Detroitpete]

You had me at "San Francisco"