I know how you feel, Graham. A few weeks ago when I was in the act of delivering a welcome-to-the-neighborhood blueberry tart, my two small children at my side, the woman of the house peered out through the window and said to another person,"It's two kids and their mom."

I am bearded to some degree, but I guess that kilt plus long hair equals the mom-look.

Oh yeah, and today someone waited for me to pass and get 100 yards up the street before screaming, "******!" at me.

Mychael