Reminded of the Threat System as proposed by Ron White. He proposed a two status system. The lower status, "Go buy a helmet," is as explanatory as the elevated status, "Put your helmet on."

For those who have not heard of Ron "Tater Salad" White, he is a former Sailor who enjoys Whisky and cigars while on stage doing stand-up comedy. Unfortunately, the majority of his works are adult in nature and need not be repeated here. And he has completely stolen any market that I might have worked into.