Dear Diary:
It has been seven days now that I have been confined to this portable pergatory the authorities call a spore-ran. The humiliation has become unbearable.
I know my imprisonment here is simply a matter of satisfying their own twisted need for amusement.
While the exterior of this hellhole is soft and fuzzy and remotely reminds me of my favorite chew toy—oh, how I miss you, Ralphy—the interior is irritating to my soft kitty parts. Worse, though, it has these dangly things in front that look like so much fun, but, alas, they remain just out of reach. The cruelty of it!
I'm afraid I must resign myself to an indeterminate sentence in this mobile prison. They have not even had the decency to allow me one phone call to my attorney. Were any of my feline friends to see me here, I would be mortified.
Goodbye, for now. I must spit up a hairball in the bottom of this thing.
Last edited by MNlad; 16th May 13 at 04:27 PM.
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