Dentist

**David Woodington** · 13th August 04, 07:01 AM

Well I'm gearing up to go to the dentist

.I really don't mind going except for the leacture and the bill

. But what are you going to do.
I'll be in my utilikilt( so I can wash the blood out)
maybe the will give me a kilted client discount.
I'll tell you about it when I get back.

Take it easy
Dave

**Graham** · 13th August 04, 07:41 AM

you expect blood being spilled at the dentist??? get another dentist!!

Hope it goes well.

**Casey** · 13th August 04, 08:02 AM

Dave,

Just a ward of warning: It's very difficult to watch everyone's hands from a dentist's chair. I would also suggest no general anesthetic.

Casey

**bikercelt1** · 13th August 04, 09:35 AM

Whos blood is getting spilled? Are you planning on biting the dentist's fingers?

Jamie

**Freelander Sporrano** · 13th August 04, 10:38 AM

I hope your Dentist isn't a union man......

You know.One out. All out

Sorry couldn't resist.....Oh Behave that man

**David Woodington** · 13th August 04, 11:04 AM

Well I got back.Good news and bad.I'll live but some can stay and some have to go .I new that going in though.I will have to go back on a later date and finnish the work. Got some funny stares from the staff,all except my buddies wife who went to the Celtic festival last year and knows I go kilted alot.
The hygenist working on me told me of some of her family visiting Novs Scotia,so I gave her alittle history of pipe music,kilts and the earlier banning of tartan,the kilt and bagpipes.So all in all it went well.

talk to you all(darn lost another one)
later
Dave

**GMan** · 13th August 04, 02:12 PM

David,

What about the blood spilling?

You didn't mention that it happened, but am glad it wasn't as bad as it could have been. Glad you can share the pipes and history.

**Rob** · 13th August 04, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by bikercelt1

Are you planning on biting the dentist's fingers?

Jamie

Jamie.

I did that once when I was a kid. The dentist asked: "What does that feel like when you bite?" So I bit. Unfortunately he still had his finger in my mouth.

I never knew that dentists used so many old Anglo-Saxon words.

Rob (who hasn't bitten any dentists recently)

**David Woodington** · 13th August 04, 05:21 PM

Hey Rob didn't he taste that good? Maybe a good marinade,Or some H&P sauce would have helped.
As for the the blood ,no real fountains of blood but that one tech. did look a little pale and wobbly.But maybe she saw up me kilt :o . Casey, the tech. was very pretty so If one were a single man their only worry about the anesthetic would be they would miss the fun.But certainly your point is well taken(don't need any suprises

).And freelander I was going to say something but I took your advice
"OH BEHAVE"

Talk to you all soon to share more adventures
Dave

**Blu (Ontario)** · 13th August 04, 06:37 PM

Originally Posted by Casey

Dave,

Just a ward of warning: It's very difficult to watch everyone's hands from a dentist's chair. I would also suggest no general anesthetic.

Casey

I hadn't really thought about it that way.

But in the final analysis, I don't suppose it would matter if it was a kilt or pants.

Would it help to snap that Utilikilt into Utili-shorts??