A couple weeks ago I was in our local Costco warehouse and a little gal of about 5 years pointed and said "Look, that man is wearing a skirt!", her dad quickly said "no honey, it's called a kilt" ... and then stumbling for what to follow up with, he finally says "it's a skirt for a man". To which the little gal replied "Ooh....cool!"

My 9 yr old daugther thought that was the funniest thing and couldn't wait to get home to tell her mum about it.