Quote Originally Posted by Graham
...especially teenagers in a gang on the street. They are more likely to yell out embarrassing things...
It is hard, but, I have a couple of comeback ready...

1. "And I'm going to take fashion advice from you?"
2. "Bet you don't have the b*lls to wear one!"
3. "Women love it, and, it doesn't get caught in a zipper!"
4. "How many women ask you what your wearing under your kilt?"
5. "Your manners are like your life expierence, NONEXISTANT!"
6. (Just stare using that 'parent look'...this is the clincher!)

I have a few more especially for women but I won't go into that here....but they are good! (I got them from my wife!)

RLJ-