The Kind-Hearted Scotsman

[FatherWilliam57]

A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant…

"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Incredible!"

Being a 'Kind Hearted Scotsman,' he thought, "What the heck .... I'll treat her!"

So, they walked past it, again!!!

[Jock Scot]

Well there you go. Our generosity knows no bounds!

[Lime]

Very good; I must try it "in the wild"... although I wouldn't like to tempt a peckish Mrs Lime too far (i.e. a third pass!) lest Mr Lime ends up with a black eye!