No, Not Sasquatch - Much Worse

**mookien** · 2nd August 13, 08:59 PM

Gentlefolk,

We came out of my son's house tonight and my wife discovered some foot/paw prints in his driveway. Pictures below.

Upon closer inspection and further analysis, it was determined that they belong to the infamous ...

ManBearPig

Apparently, it was not wearing a kilt, ... or brogans for that matter.

If you don't have any idea what I am writing about, see the 6th episode of the 10th season of "South Park"- the show in which everything is held in reverence, ... or not.

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John

**Ruanaidh** · 2nd August 13, 09:23 PM

You mean this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf69EEL3WBk

**mookien** · 2nd August 13, 09:52 PM

Yes, I'm pretty sure that's the one. I had no idea there were animated pictures of him (it). Thanks.

It's too bad he (it) chose to walk through the driveway. If he (it) had walked through the woods in the back of my son's house, he (it) would have triggered the game camera. Then we (us) would have real pictures of him (it).

**MacGumerait** · 2nd August 13, 10:43 PM

Well you know , Los Alamos is only a couple of hundred miles from Roswell .... hmmm .... ManBearPig ? maybe ... or ... and I shudder to think .... perhaps escaped aliens .

**mookien** · 3rd August 13, 10:24 PM

Naw, I don't think so. I've heard that all those E.T.s are working the counters at the Roswell UFO Museum.

**TheOfficialBren** · 4th August 13, 12:39 AM

I am a firm believer that aliens exist in other parts of the universe bit if they visited Earth the experience would be like visiting a nature preserve to them.

**mookien** · 4th August 13, 01:26 PM

And that's exactly why they are all working the counters at the Roswell UFO Museum. They get to stay in one place making money while all the wild creatures come and go.

**MacGumerait** · 4th August 13, 10:47 PM

Mookien , I haven't given up on your mystery foot prints . Given that you posted these pics on XMarks , It dawned on me that I should seek the best help available , so ( thru covert means ) I contacted the people at X-Files .

You should be in touch soon with Mulder and Scully . Whether it's ManBearPig or some other oddity , be it terrestrial or extra-terrestrial , they will get the answer .

Of course , in the end , we may discover the foot prints belong to LitTrog .

**James Hood** · 5th August 13, 07:05 AM

You gotta get out more.

In the mega-opolis of metro Chicago, those foot / paw / hoof prints would not even get yawned at, much less thought unusual.

**Scout** · 5th August 13, 07:17 AM

Originally Posted by TheOfficialBren

I am a firm believer that aliens exist in other parts of the universe bit if they visited Earth the experience would be like visiting a nature preserve to them.

I kind of think that if they visited Earth the experience would be more like shopping at Walmart