Brooke is like my bigger, stronger, better-looking, more fashionable older (much, much older) brother, so I'm always trying and failing to land a good jab. WE are so emotionally repressed that this is how we say 'I wuv you' or, at the very least, 'I hope you're not crushed by a boulder.' I will point out that, even in a state of contrition, he managed to violate a major X Marks rule.

I hope you're never crushed by a boulder, Brooke.