Tag on pants. Size 38 wide. That explains it I think. It's the only possible means that a 10 inch or so gap in the measurement could allow for.

I like the Philabeg. That's what I am going for. Most likely two of them at once. Not to wear at once, but, to get started. I am BURNING my pants once they arrive. Going to have to wear something come wash day. So a spare is required.

Crap, I am going to look like a wall covered in tartan wallpaper aren't I? I have more width then depth. Will that make a difference?

I plan to order a sporran as well. Rocky, do they make sporran straps in my size? Or uh, will I need to find a solution for that as well? And what about a belt for the kilt? I don't even own a belt. Have those for sale as well in my girth?

If you can do all this for me and keep me in kilts, I am a potential life time customer. I am the sort of fiercely loyal to a name brand sort of fella.