Quote Originally Posted by bubba
Those animal head sporrans are called face sporrans. They're probably the oldest sporran design there is. I kinda like em, but I wouldn't wear one. If I was sitting somewhere somebody would probably try to pet the thing.
They are grotesque. I refuse to wear anything that I wouldn't eat first. And the wee little eyes... They put eyes back into those poor little faces. Eyes that stare at you with a piercing gaze, stabbing little knives of guilt into your soul.

Yuck. No thanks.