In my defense

I was in a lot of pain that day and not thinking well. Doggy loves to go after wife's skirts. Brain made reflexive statement without proper cogitative skills engaged. (Autopilot) I have stated the words so many times that it just sort of rolled out again. I swear, it's like saying "God Bless You" after a sneeze....

Still feels stupid.

Still feels embarassed.

Still replays moment in long list of embarassing life blunders that roll by in moments where I am bored and brain decides to taunt me.

In other news, it was really nice meeting JohnAllen. He's a great guy.

I am dyslexic, I stutter and mix words. Most embarassing moment ever... Was when I was a kid and tried to say "May I show you to a seat" to a very nice looking lady during an open house in school. What came out of my mouth was "May I sew you to a sheet." That got me suspended for a whole month. That "lady" was the school super's wife.

**Kicks self once again**