Quote Originally Posted by Graham
One silly lass, as old friend I've not seen for 10 years asked me why I was wearing skirts now.

I said "it's a kilt".

later she asked why i wore dresses now.

I said "it's a kilt".
Graham,

Do you have any good brick walls near where you live? If so, you may find it more rewarding to talk to it instead.

Rob (who has a very agreeable friend called 'Brick Wall'. He never asks stupid questions.)