Zardoz: I missed you, and your inimitable posts, but I understand completely. If I had my arms around that much pulchritude, I would be "absent from the forum for a while", too.
You are wrong, by the way. It's not "more than likely the kilt". Women can see right through a kilt. Instead, it must be some low-level, innate, even evolutionary, neanderthal animal magnetism that draws them within arms reach. Just be thankful you have it. 
mookien
I changed my signature. The old one was too ridiculous.
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