Ahoy and welcome back.
I hear tell that ye had a grand adventure, pillagin' an' plunderin' the col' seas of the nor' atlantic!

Ye ought not to've told us what just what booty ye've plundered, ye scurvy sea-dog! Ye'd better hoist the mizzen-mast, and pull hard a'starboard, for we'll all be after the legendary treasure of the 'kilt pin and silver quaich'.

Ye be warned!