I was in Petsmart last weekend when I saw a kid looking at me all funny. He said something to his mother that I couldn't hear, but I did catch her response of, "It's a kilt. Now shut up!" :o

I'm not sure which surprised me more.

On Monday night, I heard my new neighbor's kids screaming something about a guy wearing a skirt. Took me a minute to realize they were talking about me.