Well, I think a study of this group could already lead to the identification of kilt-wearing as an addiction. Would that lead to sympathetic subsidies; a sort of methadone-clinic equivalent? Or maybe to the outlawing of kilts?

Come on! Let's take up an overly awkward and pedantic battle cry!

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom*!

* By 'freedom' we mean wearing the kilt
So that our underparts don't wilt.
[We also take the more standard meaning;
we're individualistic-leaning.]

or maybe...

We all live in an manly nation,
but pants provide no circulation!
Unbifurcation is the way
to keep bacteria at bay!

But seriously, I would frame and mount a prescription for a kilt if I ever got one.